If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
I am very disappointed, she failed
The news went viral.
What a revolting response to a gift. I was stunned.
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
My dad wanted to know about my uncle-bodies.
Thankfully the tests came back negative and they're not my kids after all
I'm negative.
Im beside myself
So I guess she wasn’t sick of me?
He died of old adage...
The doctor kept giving me the rona-round
Let’s just say the experience was groundbreaking.
He met with Trump only 4 days ago!
The odds of this are like... one in a Brazillion...
You heard about the bottle of cheap tequila that parked in the parking lot? The security guard came up and said, “Hey, Jose, you got to leave.” Jose said, “¿Por qué? It’s a parking lot and I’m parked.” Security guard replies, “Didn’t you see the sign? It’s Patrón parking only.”
I said I don't think so I always used protection
The result was neigh-gative
That's a Gouda!
It twerks
The nurse asked him "You've been fasting, right?" To which he replied: "I've been going pretty slowly, actually."
I thought I was Type-A. But it was a typo.
Dad: why did the chicken cross the road. Me: I dunno why. Dad: to get to the idiots house. Me: haha funny.. Dad: knock knock. Me: who's there. Dad: the chicken haha idiot. I fell right into that one.
I brought my car to the emissions check for Colorado. For those not aware, most information is based on the car, not the owner, so they don't really take any information from you when you first arrive. After my car was done getting its emissions tested, they called me from the waiting area. The lady opened the door and loudly called out "Oldsmobile!" I had to ask how she knew that was my name.
If they survive the vaccine is safe but if they don't the country is safe
