Why are Tesla so expensive?
It's because they charge a lot
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︎ May 26 2021
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive .
It's because they charge a lot.
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︎ May 24 2021
Tesla just announced theyβll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
Itβs called Elonβs Musk
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︎ Apr 21 2021
If my Tesla is stolen
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I cannot afford to own a Tesla
Not only do I have to pay upfront, thereβs also a daily charge!
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︎ May 15 2021
Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower
I think it's gonna be called E-Lawn Musk.
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︎ May 13 2021
Did you know Tesla is making a credit card?
I hear it's worthless if you don't charge it
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︎ May 27 2021
Did you know that Tesla was an avid news reader?
He liked to keep up with current events
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︎ May 15 2021
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
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︎ Oct 12 2020
If you had a Tesla and it got stolen...
Would it now be an Edison?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
If a Tesla drifts...
Would that be considered an electric slide?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
If someone steals your Tesla...
Does it become an Edison?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Tesla's don't have new car smell.
They have Elon MUSK
- My roomate
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?
He is trying to add Hans free steering.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I know why Tesla's are expensive. They charge a lot.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What did the Chevy say to the Tesla?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Tesla is making an electric lawnmower.
It's called E-Lawn.
Credit to @TeslaHype on Twitter
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didnβt have a new car smell...
It had more of an Elon Musk.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Did you hear about Tesla releasing a fragrance?
Itβs called βElonβs Muskβ
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Someone stole my Tesla...
Does that make it an Edison?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Did you hear about the Tesla on auto-pilot that tried to run over a cop?
It was charged with battery
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︎ Nov 17 2020
If you drift a Tesla.....
Is it called an electric slide?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a Tesla that was in a crash?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
The newest Tesla doesnβt come with that new car smell
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What did Tesla's wife say about his new electric current
"he's going through a phase"
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Tesla
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︎ Feb 20 2019
What is a stolen Tesla car called
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︎ Jun 10 2020
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.
Itβs because they charge a lot.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why are Tesla cars so expensive?
Because they charge a lot.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Whyβs Tesla so expensive?
Because they charge a lot
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why are Teslaβs so expensive?
Because they charge. A lot.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A Tesla doesnβt have that new car smell
They have more of an Elon Musk
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Did you know Teslaβs donβt have that new car smell?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
If you drift a Tesla..
Is it called an electric slide?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call it when you drift a Tesla
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a drifting Tesla?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
A new Tesla doesn't come with the new car smell...
It comes with an Elon Musk.
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︎ May 03 2019
Why did Tesla read newspapers?
To know about current events.
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