Why are Tesla so expensive?

It's because they charge a lot

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I figured out why Teslas are so expensive .

It's because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold

It’s called Elon’s Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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If my Tesla is stolen

is it an "Edison" now?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I cannot afford to own a Tesla

Not only do I have to pay upfront, there’s also a daily charge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower

I think it's gonna be called E-Lawn Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProShnickers
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Did you know Tesla is making a credit card?

I hear it's worthless if you don't charge it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDubiousDonger
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Did you know that Tesla was an avid news reader?

He liked to keep up with current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?

Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.

(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painfool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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If you had a Tesla and it got stolen...

Would it now be an Edison?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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If a Tesla drifts...

Would that be considered an electric slide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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If someone steals your Tesla...

Does it become an Edison?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Tesla's don't have new car smell.

They have Elon MUSK

- My roomate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlbatman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?

He is trying to add Hans free steering.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I know why Tesla's are expensive. They charge a lot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerFuhrer_69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What did the Chevy say to the Tesla?

I’m exhausted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-B-Zzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Tesla is making an electric lawnmower.

It's called E-Lawn.

Credit to @TeslaHype on Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shan095
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didn’t have a new car smell...

It had more of an Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grepadil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Did you hear about Tesla releasing a fragrance?

It’s called β€œElon’s Musk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rillaman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Someone stole my Tesla...

Does that make it an Edison?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?

To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you hear about the Tesla on auto-pilot that tried to run over a cop?

It was charged with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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If you drift a Tesla.....

Is it called an electric slide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YostYost
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a Tesla that was in a crash?

A Mesla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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The newest Tesla doesn’t come with that new car smell

It comes with an Elon Musk

(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyRoy22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did Tesla's wife say about his new electric current

"he's going through a phase"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus

They are called the Flu Flux Fang!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/16thPeregrine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Tesla
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What is a stolen Tesla car called

Edison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...

...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.

It’s because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why are Tesla cars so expensive?

Because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why’s Tesla so expensive?

Because they charge a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDistrict1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why are Tesla’s so expensive?

Because they charge. A lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A Tesla doesn’t have that new car smell

They have more of an Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Did you know Tesla’s don’t have that new car smell?

They have the Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonnyChildMine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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If you drift a Tesla..

Is it called an electric slide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call it when you drift a Tesla

An electric slide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im2KoolAid4u
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a drifting Tesla?

The electric slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanjosRuleDude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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A new Tesla doesn't come with the new car smell...

It comes with an Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broken_Sparrow93
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why did Tesla read newspapers?

To know about current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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