They have more of an Elon Musk.
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
People won't stop telling me i'm actually driving an Edison
It runs on upvolts.
It thought Theodore was a jar.
It’s musk fragrance.
I bet his competitors will be annoyed at how much they need to lift their game.
His response was "I hope they don't break down, I don't think triple A covers space."
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
Snail slides into a Tesla dealership after seeing Elon Musk on TV. Inches his way up to a salesperson. Snail asks to go on a test drive, the sales person shrugs, says sure, why not. It's been a slow day.
After it's over, snail is impressed. "I gotta get one of these!
Saleswoman asks if he can afford it. He is, after all, a snail. Snail retreats into his shell comes out with a wad of cash, the exact amount for the car.
"Yeah lady, I can pay! Can I get it customized?"
The woman says of course, but it'll cost more. Snail whips out more dough.
Snail says "Paint it with pink S's all over the vehicle!"
The saleswoman says sure and asks why.
The snail says "When I'm driving around, I want people to say 'WOW! Look at that fast, pink electric S-car go!'"
Tesla makes E-motional cars.
They have more of an Elon Musk
They have the Elon Musk
It comes with an Elon Musk.
... is it called an Edison?
When you get a Tesla it doesn't come with a new car smell.
It comes with an Elon Musk!
His company Tesla makes E-motional cars.
