It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
I told her no. I didn't want her clothes to get wet.
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
Densi-tea
In a bag, underwater.
...is really not my cup of tea.
they don't steep around
Positivi-tea!
...Two Testis.
Assam-ple would be helpful.
I hope not to strain in seeing how this joke brews with the subreddit.
I had a Koala tea time.
When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)
Because it’s not tea
But it was just too OTT.
That's not my cup of tea.
... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
Hebrews it.
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
Because proper tea is theft.
Nobody came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
He was right all oolong.
On the way home I got mugged.
Reality
Business has been Brisk, baby!
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
“I’ve tea’d myself!”
Proud hubby here!
Now all I have are T-shirts.
Because proper tea is theft.
