A list of puns related to "Green tea"
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
Because all proper tea is theft!
Itβs called Matcha the Day
I told her don't be upset now you have a green tea shirt.
I came back with this http://imgur.com/9KgUeRK
Dad jokes are the best medicine
She's at work!
Dad: we'll get a black coffee, a hot chocolate, and a green tea. Drive through attendant: would you like anything in the green tea? Dad: no, just green.
My mom was making a cup of tea and since I was getting something out of the fridge, asked me if I could pass her the "green" milk, wanting the skimmed milk that comes in cartons with green coloured caps.
Me: "No, we've only got the white stuff".
Made my dad proud.
Sister in law was watching my kids and my wife and I went out for dinner. Sent her a picture of my wife's dessert and the following conversation happened.
Me: Mmmmmmmmm Fried Ice Cream
S-I-L: Ugh haven't had that in forever!
Me: It's green tea ice cream. How long has that been?
SIL: Never tried green tea ice cream. But I love fried ice cream. Well, I use to anyway haha. Nothing tastes the same since I had kids.
Me: Yeah, that's why I never ate my kids. Leaves a foul taste in your mouth forever.
> Dad: Can I get a large green tea, nothing in it? > > Cashier: You want one large green tea, black? > > Dad: No, I want it green! > > Cashier: [...]
Of course then he starts laughing his ass off, while she forces a smile and quickly tries to get away.
I said I prefer Green tea!
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