Taters gonna Tate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raerst88
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I don't think my wife enjoyed my pun. Sometimes I think I just agi-tater and the tots.
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Tater tots that you put aside for a small amount of time become later tots

But if you forget about them too long, they become tater rots...

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If I think about tater tots

Does that mean I’m having a tater-thought?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurntAvocadoBread
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What do you call an overcooked tater tot that is on the dark side?

Darth tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
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My girlfriend tossed my dog a tater tot.

It fell in the couch and she could not find it.. I told her it was a couch potato now

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I kept throwing tater tots at my coworker...

But I stopped because it was starting to irra-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glammshire
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A tumblr documenting the life of a tater tot i.taterthought.tumblr.com…
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Watching Napolean Dynamite with the wife and he shoves tater tots in his pocket for later.

Later tots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simplyeyc69
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Did you hear about the anti-abortion potato named Richard?

They call him Dick tater for life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
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What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable

A dic-tater

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Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.

They are calling them meta-taters.

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What did the citizens of the USSR make out of their potatoes?

Dic-tater tots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheArduin
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Dad, what’s a commentator?

Oh, just a regular old potato.

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Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?

He’s an imi-tater...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chalwar
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

Spec-tater.

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What do you call Idaho prostitutes?

Tater Thots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursaerythraeus
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What do you call fake potatoes?

Imitaters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelummx
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What do you call a spotted potato with lots of eyes?

A speck-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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A girl potato told her parents she was marrying Tom Brokaw, but they forbid it because...

He was just a common-tater.

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What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?

A spec-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.

Then I realized they’re just common taters.

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What do you call a potato that knows CPR?

A resusci-tater!

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What do you call a potato that heads downtown to start a riot?

An agi-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Sometimes I Draw Puns
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What do you call a potato announcer

A CommenTater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamelSkate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?

A common tater.

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Last night I went to my favorite restaurant. They only sell food made from Slutty Potatoes

Their best dish is the Tater-Thots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
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What do you call a Secret Agent Potato?

A Good Imperson-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterMitch8
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Peas out.
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President Obama's 2016 Turkey-Pardon Dad Jokes: The Definitive List

[from NPR-- this sub doesn't allow link posts]

The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.

"It is my great privilege β€” well, it's my privilege β€” actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.

Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."

And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:

"Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."

"What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just us, every year. No way I'm cutting this habit cold turkey."

"Tater is here in a backup role just in case Tot can't fulfill his duties. So he's sort of like the vice turkey. We're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses."

"I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren't so lucky. Who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom. Who met their fate with courage and sacrifice and proved that they weren't chicken."

[After touting positive economic indicators and the low uninsured rate] "That's worth gobbling about."

"We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they're already stuffed."

"When somebody at your table tells you that you've been hogging all of the side dishes, you can't have any more, I hope that you respond with a creed that sums up the spirit of a hungry people: 'Yes, we cran.' "

"Look, I know there are some bad ones in here, but this is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."

"And now from the Rose Garden, Tater and Tot will go to their new home at Virginia Tech, which is admittedly a bit hokey." (The Hokies are the Virginia Tech mascot.)

"And so let's get on with the pardoning. Because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a foul mood."

[from NPR -- http://www.npr.org/2016/11/23/503178220/president-obamas-2016-turkey-pardon-dad-jokes-the-definitive-list?utm_source=facebook.com

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What Do You Call Slutty Potatoes?

Tater Thots

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What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

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What do you call Buddhist potatoes?

Medi-taters.

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Why wouldn’t Ms. Potato Head marry Tom Brokaw?

He was just a common-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
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Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?

Because he was a common-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetiteJupiter8
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What do you call the children of couch potatoes?

Tater tots!

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What do you call a potato with glasses

A spec-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
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What do you call an evil potato?

A dick tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaFnBoyer
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What do you call a potato that bullies all the other potatoes?

A dick tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7113dEv
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What do you call a potato with glasses?

A spec-tater!

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What Do You Call Slutty Potatoes?

Tater Thots

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