He may be old but he's still a dad go'damit

I was playing golf with my grandfather and I was having a pretty bad day. Some birds start to fly down right in front of the tee box and the rest goes like this Me: Oh man all my balls have gone really high, I hope i don't hit a bird Grandpa: That would be the closet thing to a birdie you would have all day Me: ... Grandpa: Falls over from laughing so hard

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📅︎ Jul 04 2014
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Van used to steal priceless painting is missing

Everyone wants to know just where did the van go.

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📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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