I payed my $2 and the guy says “Once upon a time there was this lobster.”
A Retail store!
To cover their buttquacks.
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. “ME-ow”
To cover it's butt quack.
The retail store
They would be called Robertcats.
The retail shop
It's dairy-erre
Won’t be long now
A re-tail store
But without it they would look otter.
It was about a dinosaur. I can't get into it right now, it was a long tail
Sir Render
I work in retail sales... 🤨
It uses Tide.
It's endeering.
"No thanks, just looking around."
Because they only have one tail
Möebius Dick
"That was a big misssnake!"
Tide
Because they always come de-tailed!
I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.
It's a cautionary tail
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patient’s record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkey’s health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldn’t possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didn’t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didn’t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said “I think he’s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, I’m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.”
I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, “but it’s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!”
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
I woke up exhausted!
To cover their buttquacks!
Me-ow!
To cover it’s butt-quack.
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
A retail store
The Retail store
The re-tail store
To cover up their butt quack
They go to the retail store.
A retail store
They use tide
The retail store
