Ta ta ta ta targetttttt
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IcerKaker
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Magician, at the end of his trick: Ta Da!

Statistician, at the start of his project: Da Ta!!

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Dad joked my Electrical Engineering TA.

My TA and someone were talking about a bunch of electronics stuff, and then then got to transformers, and I told the TA, "I tried to start studying transformers, and it looked easy at first, but it turns out they're more than meets the eye."

He started to explain why transformers could be difficult and then once he realized the pun his expression changed to sheer disappointment in both me and himself.

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What was Bruce Leeโ€™s favourite drink?

WA TA!!!!!

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Do you like potatoes?

Because I find them very a-peeling.

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Oldest pub on the book
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What is ninjas favorite drink?

WA TA!

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No pasta for you normies
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/herdek550
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?

"Ta-ra, gone!"

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What do you call a blind german?

A not-see.

แถฆ'แถซแถซ แต—แตƒแตแต‰ แตสธ แต‡แตƒแถฐ แถฐแต’สท แถฆแถ  แถฐแต‰แต‰แตˆแต‰แตˆ แต—สฐแตƒแถฐแตหข

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What was the computer chips first word when it was made?

Da-ta?

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What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?

DA TA

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What kind of toes do Hobbits have?

Po - Ta - Toes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotSamsquanch
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What does a magician write his errands down on?

A Ta-Da List

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What food is best for a sore throat?

Lamb coughta

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What did the baby computer say to the father computer?

Da ta !

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There was a weird Crab

Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.

His other crab people used to be away from him. Due to this sound.

Once he was captured by a predator and was bumped on a rock and got loose from the predators grip and ran away.

After the bump his ta-ta-ta-ta sound went away automatically.

Since that incident, he got friends and a new name- Santa Claus.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/happy_anand
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What did the Italian footballer say to his teammate?

Pas-ta ball

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What does the baby computer call its father?

Da-ta

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My girlfriend got me with this one today

I am a TA for her pchem lab and today they were determining the speed of light by melting food in a microwave. We removed the rotating plate from the oven when she pointed and said "That was revolutionary".

She may be a keeper.

Edit : Grammar fails.

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My wife said that we should get an ottoman so we can sit more comfortably in the family room.

I replied: "We ought ta, man".

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he is thirsty?

Wa-Ta

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrRoXo777
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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One of my kids lost their damn marbles.

https://imgur.com/gallery/CQyTA

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/digeratisensei
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Dadjoked my lab partner in Neurophysiology today.

We were doing a lab in which an audiogram is taken, so I had to wear headphones (that had been used before). I refused a sanitary wipe to clean the ear piece, and my partner said "Careful, you might catch something from that." I replied with a huge grin on my face "What, like hearing AIDS?"

Both my TA and the group next to us over-heard and groaned.

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There is a horse sculpture made out of fat

The Odd-ta-see sculpture was called the Glytrojan Horse and many fell Illi-at the sight of it.

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Acetaminophen...

And raise you ta Vicodin.

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I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

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Dad got my little brother

Dad: So what'd you do at your cousin's house?

Brother: Umm, we just played video games. Oh, and for lunch I ate half a taco.

Dad: So you ate a ta?

Brother: sighs Yeah, I ate a ta then.

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The Long Con

A while ago I was sat down to dinner with my family, a delicious meal as it always is, ta very much Mum. Throughout dinner and the usual post-dinner chatter Dad had been muttering "My my myyyy Delilah..." to himself. Usually you can ignore a bit of a quiet singsong someone outside of a conversation is having to themselves but every 10-15 minutes he'd go "My my myyyy Delilah...". A good 2 hours after starting our dinner my sister feels the need to ask "Dad, why do you keep singing my my my delilah? Was there a song on the radio or something?". Dad gives a confused little look and goes "Hmmm? What? Oh dear oh dear oh dear... It's actually a medical problem. I went to the doctor about it recently" then raises his head trying to conceal that grin that we all know and dread. "He said I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I asked if it was common. He just shrugged and said it's not unusual". I gave him two thumbs up and a look of respect, most of the table gave a horrified groan. 2 Hours! the dedication on that man!

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Dadjoked one of my students last semester

I was a chemistry TA.

Student writes "esther" on their paper.

Me: Chemists follow Avogadro's Law, not Abraham's!

Entire class groans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Arkaega
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What did the statistician say when he did a magic trick?

Da ta!!!

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