A list of puns related to "Sword swallowing"
I was tending bar last night and walked up to the service well to make a couple of drinks. The two girls sitting in front of it were in the middle of a conversation. Right as I got there, one of them said "...I just didn't like the sharp taste."
Without looking up, I said "that's why my uncle quit his job as a sword swallower."
Despite the busy bar, I swear that I heard crickets as they stared blankly at me.
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