Supreme pun

"I don't like tacos," said no Juan ever.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MilPens
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.

Without her they're ruthless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dudefaceguy_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.

Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.

Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/d0k37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldnโ€™t Barrett.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BornOfAVegan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...

They will be ruthless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hallsguide
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.

They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/clifwith1f
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...

Ruthless

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MacSteele13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Supreme Ruler!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/djteotancolis
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Kangaroos are supreme beings

There is nothing impossible for can-garoos

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Esonechko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Supreme Court
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tjc72006
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ajmansell
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2020
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The Supreme Court is still in session without Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

So far, their decisions have been ruthless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Supreme leader smoke
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hugfry
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down

The debate was Ruthless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stretch85
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Supreme Court
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/knerdypete
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What's the difference between the Supreme Court and Antarctica?

One is justice, the other is just ice.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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Did you hear about the Taco Supreme who tragically got dumped out? reddit.com/r/tacobell/comโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thoxis1
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Trump chose a Supreme Court nominee from Bethesda...

Do you think there will be any Fallout?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gonzurra
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What will happen to the Supreme Court once Justice Bader Ginsburg dies?

It will become Ruthless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FadeWalker
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2016
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Supreme Leader Drinks a Supremeยฎ Liter
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/getzucked
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Supreme Ruler
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vicious_viridian
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I've been told I have a Supreme Court figure.

No appeal

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/electric_leper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Did you know that Kim Jong-un became Supreme leader after his father died?

They say he was very Il.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fahambnd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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Apple CEO: We Will Take This iPhone Case to the Supreme Court
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ghostinahumanshape
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins

Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"

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Supreme Court Teeth-Whitening Case... reuters.com/article/2014/โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/heinz_ketchup_32
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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Concerning the FBI/Apple iPhone case going to the supreme court...

I don't understand: iPhone cases don't cost more than $50. Why does one need to go to the supreme court?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kilogram007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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If a member of the Supreme Court started authoring rulings in iambic pentameter, he would be a poetic justice.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cassius3000
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