Superstars Puns

A list of puns related to "Superstars"

I ran into a Hollywood superstar at the grocery store yesterday. Both of us were staring at the cream cheese section.

I was watching..Philadelphia with Tom Hanks.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 12 2023
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A broken escalator is really weird...

It just stops and stairs.

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👤︎ u/StrafemOrigin
📅︎ Feb 15 2023
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During the Good Friday / Pontius Pilate number in Jesus Christ Superstar, I thought the orchestra hit a wrong note, but it was actually a key change and the actor playing Pilate didn’t keep up.

So I thought it was caused by faulty instrumentation but it was really due to Pilate error.

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👤︎ u/bennetthaselton
📅︎ Apr 15 2022
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If a serial killer is chasing you,

you're both running for your life

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👤︎ u/Shubha052002
📅︎ Oct 01 2022
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My wife asked me if it is called "drinking alone" if you're pregnant

I said:" it is when you continue"

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👤︎ u/Mister_Jacobz
📅︎ Nov 13 2021
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