Sunburnt Puns

A list of puns related to "Sunburnt"

How do pirates cure sunburnt acne?

Aloe, pop it

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I went out the garden this afternoon and got sunburnt. It was my own fault...

I was basking for it.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why did a sunburnt Adele cross the road?

To get aloe from the other side!

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👤︎ u/justablur
📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...

I told her I was just completely sunburnt

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👤︎ u/OK_lp
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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[from my 4yo boy] How do you keep warm in a cold room?

Go to the corner there always around 90°

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👤︎ u/123sam321
📅︎ May 08 2020
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What's black, white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin.

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👤︎ u/smago
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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My dad would be pleased

A few days ago, my bf and I went on a trip down south and he got badly sunburnt.

I saw him today and said, "Oh wow... your neck..."
"What about my neck?"
"It's really a-peeling!"

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👤︎ u/RedCrane143
📅︎ Jan 31 2014
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