That's my victorious secret.
It was as big as the last two combined!
Hip, hip, hurray!
She has a run in her stalkings.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
He’s outstanding in his field.
Remains to be seen.
The first human bean is here
I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
You should get a miner instead.
Carrabba’s.
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2)
....would all the othersfall in succession?
He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.
Because they can’t reach their goals.
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?
Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes
Wife: Who makes those rules?
Me: The Dad Poet Society
Wife: groan
They named it Don Quixote.
and 40% willingness to cheat.
He got a head
They always suck-seed
Yup. His name is Moe.
No one, he’s an elf made man
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
Yellow Springs, Ohio
I think it's the lack of patients.
They’re still fairly local
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy
I did it to make hens meet.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
I guess you could say the steaks were high
S, U, C, and E
It could mean "please be patient" or the "heist at the zoo" was successful.
Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didn’t work out.
...it's always been holding me back.
Conversion vans
He was beside himself.
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
Certain related tribes in sub-Saharan Africa often raided each other's villages when most folk were herding animals. Sometimes they would take vegetables and water, but more often taking little things, to gently mock each other. It was all in good fun. After a successful raid, the "winning" tribe would celebrate by dancing under the stars, or in one of their large, grass-covered spirit houses.
One day, the Imaqi took their Satari shaman's sceptre. The following day, the Satari not only stole the sceptre back, but also the Imaqi chief's regalia.
It went back and forth, until, on a rare and daring escapade, three Imaqi warriors stole the Santari chief's throne. They put it on display, above their chief's throne in the spirit house.
The Imaqi thought that this was hilarious, and as it was beginning to rain, made merry and danced in the spirit house. Suddenly, the heavy throne on display fell down and killed a number of the dancing revelers.
The moral should be obvious: those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Remains to be seen.
Remains to be seen...
