What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
Twenty One Pilots are not a very successful band
They’re still fairly local
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
Why were Cardi B successful?
Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didn’t work out.
Successful Dad joke I just pulled off on wife. Full groan and everything
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?
Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes
Wife: Who makes those rules?
Me: The Dad Poet Society
Wife: groan
Will glass coffins be a success?
An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy
Do you know the four keys to success?
What do successful missionaries drive?
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
Did you hear about the first successfully cloned man?
My mother’s leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated
I guess you could say the steaks were high
Only 4 keys to success
the ‘s’ key, the ‘u’ key, the ‘c’ key, and the ‘e’ key.
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
My cousin is an aspiring plumber. He asked me how to be successful.
"Hard work and defecation."
Why are locksmiths considered great bosses?
Cause they believe in an open door approach
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
Gravity is the most successful...
I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.
I'm making six figures a year
People named Victor must be very successful historians.
Because history is always written by the Victor.
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
It's definitely an anomaly as far as leadership successions in modern states go
Yet, here we are. North Korea's Kim Jong is ill once more.
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
English sucks sometimes 😂
What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?
Why has a car made of wood never been successful ?
My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success...
He had to stay on top of things tho...
To be successful in life, don’t be mean
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
I successfully put up a picture today.
How do diamond companies get away with selling useless rocks and remain successful?
They mined their own business
The Queen has never successfully sent an email...
... because she put's the intended recipient in the box marked "Subject".
How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
What is common between a boxer, a successful music producer and a good fisherman
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