20 Hilarious Stir Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call an alligator that always tries to stir up trouble

An Instigator

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👤︎ u/ItsKnotThatBad

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?

"It was a wok in the park."

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👤︎ u/Ragna_Blade

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose

It was a whisk I had to take

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👤︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee

📅︎ Aug 02 2020

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My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.

It’s a real Shih Tzu.

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👤︎ u/reepicheep08

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!

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👤︎ u/goongoof

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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My wife got mad when she found me cooking stir fry on our dog.

I don't know why she got mad. She told me to take him for a wok.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...

...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.

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👤︎ u/wmcduff

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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What do you call a zombie who stir fries?

Dead Man Wokking

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👤︎ u/wallagm

📅︎ Dec 18 2019

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Why does a chef not cook stir fry for his family ?

He doesn't like bringing his wok home.

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👤︎ u/BuddhaBlessThou

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

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I asked my chef friend how hard it would be to make a stir-fry in a meadow?

He said it was just a wok in the park

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👤︎ u/davidrobertson344

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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I don't mean to stir the pot, but...

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👤︎ u/otfjokes

📅︎ Nov 26 2018

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Added a rainbow to my dinner stir fry... I'm trying to eat light.

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👤︎ u/smei2388

📅︎ Jul 10 2018

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Real life dad joke. Yesterday I was cooking a stir fry and added some diced carrots ‘for carrot-ness’, I said.

My daughter who was helping, added some peas, ‘for pea-ness’ she said. Then fled laughing.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Jun 18 2018

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Did you hear about the depressed stir-fry?

It hit wok-bottom.

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👤︎ u/OliverRereads

📅︎ Jul 29 2018

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What did the judge say to the physician cooking multiple dishes at a stir-fry competition when time ran out?

Woks up, doc

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👤︎ u/Hello_Kitty07

📅︎ Apr 28 2017

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Whatever you do, don't take a, s, r, d and add them to i, r, s, t, and e, and then stir...

That's a recipe for disaster.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM

📅︎ Aug 07 2016

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Making stir fry with my girlfriend

She says: "We need to have a wok at some point".

I responded: "But it's so cold, can't we just drive?"

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👤︎ u/capitanogoodhue

📅︎ Jan 16 2016

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I created a dance called the "hip stir."

You've probably never heard of it.

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👤︎ u/OleDetour

📅︎ Jan 21 2017

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I'm not sure whether to do a stir fry this evening or defrost some fish.

I suppose you could say I'm stuck between a wok and a hard plaice.

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👤︎ u/starlinguk

📅︎ Jun 22 2015

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After cooking a stir fry for the first time tonight

"I don't think the stir-fry was a wokking success. I just couldn't get my noodle around it"

Nothing but silence so far..

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👤︎ u/pm_me_your_dad_jokes

📅︎ Aug 01 2014

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