Found in my neighbour's shop, in his late 70s and still punning strong
Legend says , he is still 0K.
Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
As the cop knocked on my door, I just stayed in complete silence. He then knocked again. Determined not to give myself away, I just stayed still.
Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."
Mee: "You are not coming in."
Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"
My friend went completely bald years ago, but he still carries a comb with him...
He just can't part with it.
I went camping and one night, a bear ate through my arrow holster. Luckily, my bow and arrows are still intact.
I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.
My mechanic is 87 years old and he still works 40 hours a week.
Whenever he says "I'm ready to retire," his boss puts him right back to work on another car.
My mind still thinks I’m 17...
My body thinks my mind is an idiot.
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she was still alive today?
Probably scratching the inside of her coffin.....
My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
why do poets never keep there weapons still?
They want to be like shake spear
It's 5AM and I'm still doing my dyslexia homework
I haven't spelt all night.
I got the word “Ouch” tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My dad asked me if it still hurts.
I told him yes, but it’ll heel.
Can I still make a Suez Canal joke?
I still don't have a gig :(
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Dad’s old postcard still cracks me up
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
After I went to the dentist, I went and recorded a gospel album. My mouth was still numb, so I was drooling the whole time.
The album's called "Songs of Salivation".
An unintended yet still intended pun
Still got many things on my bucket list
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
This pun is a little cheesy but still grate
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
What do you call a flamingo that is standing still?
Still better than an Immature Evacuation
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
My friend asked me if Princess Bride jokes are still a thing
I said, “they’re mostly dead”
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry
A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks a go and it still hurts.....
I can't believe it's not better.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Who lost their vision but was still able to see?
My high school bully still takes my lunch money.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
I'm bald but I still carry around my comb...
I just can't part with it.
I got the word “Ouch” tattooed on the back of my foot yesterday. My son asked me if it still hurts.
I told him yes, but it’ll heel.
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
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