My girlfriend was walking thru the city with stilettos on when a part of one gave out...

She said, "what the heel!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07 2020
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What do you get when you have a high heel fetish and see a real nice pair of stilettos?

A shoe horn

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hmhammersmith
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30 2017
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Two for one.

I went to visit a friend today. I'm a somewhat restless guy, so while we were hanging out I pulled out my stiletto and started playng with it. He says, 'That's a sharp knife.' I replied, 'That's the point.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HuckleberryJazz
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