A list of puns related to "Stapler"
Because it keeps jaminβ
But my son thinks I nailed it.
How would you go about stapling light?
Me: Can I put 10 bucks on 2. Clerk: Stapler or Duct tape Me:huh? Clerk: I personally think the stapler helps keep the bills on the machine better.
Spouse: I'm out of staples. I didn't realize how often I used my stapler until I ran out.
Me: I guess you could say, they're a real staple...
Groans were had...
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