I named my stapler at work Bob Marley.

Because it keeps jamin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platformjuan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I thought I screwed up my stapler joke

But my son thinks I nailed it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Man, this is a light stapler.

How would you go about stapling light?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coltshawks119
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Gas station clerk got me today...

Me: Can I put 10 bucks on 2. Clerk: Stapler or Duct tape Me:huh? Clerk: I personally think the stapler helps keep the bills on the machine better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsmit84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2015
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Stationary zinger

Spouse: I'm out of staples. I didn't realize how often I used my stapler until I ran out.

Me: I guess you could say, they're a real staple...

Groans were had...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/couchparsnip
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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