Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeggyGrex
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Just some space puns
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Space pun
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Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lejka005
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space puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/medium_well_rare
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space

I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjispride
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How do you organise a party in space?

Planet. And when the guests arrive, rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
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I think space exploration is a waste of time.

There are many better things to do for leisure than stare at a computer keyboard all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
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How do you have kids in space?

SpaceX

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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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What do you call a space rock that tells jokes?

A Comedeor.

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It's 1905, and Albert Einstein has finally published his new space theory.

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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What should you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man.

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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
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I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!

Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarron_Dragoste
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What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
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A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanoicAcid2203
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Where did the space robot go to get a drink?

The spacebar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncarlton43
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What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?

A cocky Caucasian caulker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouMothersSoup
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What did the new car sales guy say when the customer asked about the cargo space?

β€œNo. No. This car go road.”

(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdrTrapper
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How much space is left in the parking area?

Not a lot

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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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Otter space
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how do you host a party in outer space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitks07
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9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...

Because the rock is a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot4601
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How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OccamsBeard
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Space-Bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivamnashte
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How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?

Moon Wok!

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Where do space explorers leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
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Is there space for a pun here?
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In space, nobody can hear you groan
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
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The Kennedy Space Santa.
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I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "

I said "No car-go road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
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What do you call a space nuke?

Weapon of Mars destruction.

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One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suddenly_ants
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[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
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How do you have a party in space

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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How do you have a party in space?

Easy, you just planet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valorsayles
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Why did Einstein develop a theory about space?

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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How do you host a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nchiladas
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philipnicolazzo
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/high-priestess
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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