As a mafia hitman, my story of a successful mission I was assigned--which had me assassinate a decade of mob bosses--usually started as similarly sounding like the layman's term of the fibrous tissue along the calves and heels...
"I killed these ten Dons..."
My daughter and I were playing on the beach today when I picked up her small bucket and stared at it for a long time. Puzzled, she asked, "Daddy, what're you doing!!?" Sounding concerned, I said, "Your bucket is sick!"
Surprised, she asked, "How do you know?"
I replied, "Well, it's a little pail!"
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
I wonder how this music would sound?
What sound does a witch's car make?
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet
Maybe they should start thinking outside the bawks
Today is National Sound Check Day
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
What sound does an upside down cow make?
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What did the sound engineer say on his last day of work?
Seems like a Bassless claim to me
English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
What sound does a 747 make when it crash lands ?
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
Long live Rudolph the red
What sound does a peanut make when it sneezes?
I know a Polish sound technician.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
What sound do drag racing street sweepers make?
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults,
I don't listen - and something else.
Sounds fishy
What did the fish say afer bumping into a wall
Damn
As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?
800 in German Sounds Like if Zeus Became a Scottish Highlander
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
Light travels faster than sound..
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What sound do witches' cars make?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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