Aquarium owners never snitch

They’re good at keeping sea crits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natsirTi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My friend is writing a book about his job as a police snitch.

It's a telling story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Why is the G in gnocchi silent?

Because a real G never snitches on his homies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingxtc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I asked a gardener which herbs were snitches...

He said only thyme would tell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What Happens to Snitches?

They get caught and the quidditch match is over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyraivin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What do you say when you get snitched on

OH SHIT A RAT!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daemon-Rolfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why do they allow snitches to fondle prostitutes?

Tit for tattle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Harry Potter could be a great mafia boss

He always catches the snitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3174N
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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My teacher told me to turn in my essay...

But I ain’t no snitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honjred
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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She's a keeper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLooneyMonk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation

since he is good at catching snitches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A warden implemented a policy to only allow medical assistance to inmates that previously cooperated

They called it "Snitches get stitches"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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My neighbor called the police 'cuz I was smoking pot.

Cops asked where I got it from, I said my neighbor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m1ngaa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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My teacher told me to turn in my essay . . .

But I ain't no snitch.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Teacher told me to turn in my essay...

But I refused because I ain’t no snitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSkrubHunter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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