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Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.
Why do asteroids have good street smarts?
Because they have comet sense
I asked my mom how are computers so smart
She answered:"Because they listen to their motherboards"
What do you call a smart guy in a lamp?
My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
Where do smart dogs go to school?
A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
IntellectuaL or something like that IDK I'm not that smart
What do you call a smart pair of pants?
What do you call a smart gay person?
My wife has bought herself a Smart car....
Someone said I wasn’t very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day
It said Juicy.
Turns out it was an article of clothing.
My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom
Because it has an IP address.
For all the time they spend in a school, you'd think that fish are really smart.
But it turns out, they're all below C level.
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
That's smart
What do you call an inappropriate fruit?
A grape-ist.
Why are fish so smart
Because they swim in schools
My kids think I'm not as smart as I look.
I won't be dressing up as Albert Einstein anymore.
Naturally Smart
What do you call a naturally born smart person?
A gene-ious
JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
What do you call a smart butt?
What do you call a smart fart?
The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart
A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis
My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
My son is too smart
He's the top of his kindergarten class. Next week i will buy something special for is upcoming 21st birthday.
What do you call a smart drug abuser?
What do you call a smart genie?
What do you call a smart-ass optometrist?
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
Did you know you can make payments using a smart watch?
What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?
I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything
So I named him gnaw-it-all
On a video about a DIY smart mirror
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
What do you name a smart pig?
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
My wife is incredibly smart
When I called from my buddies phone she answered “hey love”.
She already knew it was me.
Why are computers smart?
Because they listen to their motherboard.
My wife has treated herself to a Smart car...
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