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πŸ‘€︎ u/_vasiliss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocco_Crocko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why do asteroids have good street smarts?

Because they have comet sense

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I asked my mom how are computers so smart

She answered:"Because they listen to their motherboards"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What do you call a smart guy in a lamp?

A genie-us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikpik36
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.

I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandbyBigWardog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?

You know, Salsa Distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaramelLow8561
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talbottronious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge

Is that copyright infridgement?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Where do smart dogs go to school?

BARKley...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehpancakebandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...

Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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IntellectuaL or something like that IDK I'm not that smart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeek1999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call a smart pair of pants?

A jeanius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronin861
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a smart gay person?

Homogeneous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igottabluecoat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My wife has bought herself a Smart car....

It won't let her in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Someone said I wasn’t very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day

It said Juicy.

Turns out it was an article of clothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Le_Gitzen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom

Because it has an IP address.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Incognitj0e
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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For all the time they spend in a school, you'd think that fish are really smart.

But it turns out, they're all below C level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piano_043
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daydrastik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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That's smart

What do you call an inappropriate fruit?

A grape-ist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danklord_0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Why are fish so smart

Because they swim in schools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lidl_thicc_duck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My kids think I'm not as smart as I look.

I won't be dressing up as Albert Einstein anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Naturally Smart

What do you call a naturally born smart person?

A gene-ious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor

You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TisForFairMaidens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you call a smart butt?

A studious gluteus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beastocity1089
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you call a smart fart?

Asstoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillyskyline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart

A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nojuicing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyJelloJiggles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why is the Sun so smart?

It has a lot of degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al7xander
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My son is too smart

He's the top of his kindergarten class. Next week i will buy something special for is upcoming 21st birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a smart drug abuser?

An oxymoron!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do you call a smart genie?

A genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justalongbowguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a smart-ass optometrist?

See if eye care

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...

It only knew twigonometry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Did you know you can make payments using a smart watch?

What a time to be alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendrobiumal
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?

Mullet over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything

So I named him gnaw-it-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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On a video about a DIY smart mirror
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanaelmaalm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe4645
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you name a smart pig?

Cunningham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why are mints so smart?

Because mints make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My wife is incredibly smart

When I called from my buddies phone she answered β€œhey love”.

She already knew it was me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why are computers smart?

Because they listen to their motherboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My wife has treated herself to a Smart car...

It won't let her in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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