Smarties Candy Puns

A list of puns related to "Smarties Candy"

Not quite a dad joke, more of a dad insult. “You ate too many dumb dumb candies and not enough smarties”

That came from my 11 year old son

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👤︎ u/CaptainGreyBeard72
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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👤︎ u/chrisoatkins
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I'm a Bit of an Airhead... (Dad Joke Courtesy of My Mom)

Whenever I have a lot of school work to do in a short period of time, I like to get a bag of candy to munch on while I work. Today I have a big essay to write, and since my mom was already out I decided to ask her to pick some up for me.

Me: Can you pick up airheads for cramming purposes?

Mom: Wouldn't smarties work better? ;P

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👤︎ u/cherrymaelstrom
📅︎ Apr 13 2014
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