Smartest Puns

A list of puns related to "Smartest"

I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.

Seriously, it had 360 degrees!

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👤︎ u/Nekronous
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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I have the smartest dog in die world.

I asked him the other day what 1 483 692 × 0 was, and he said nothing.

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👤︎ u/Koevoet91
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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My brother thinks he's the smartest person alive. He thinks onions are the only foods that can make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at him.

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👤︎ u/KissMyHindquarters
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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What's the smartest mountain in the world?

Mt. Cleverest.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the country?

It has more A's than B's

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👤︎ u/JerfDaRerf
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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What's the smartest state?

MATH-achusetts

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👤︎ u/MrFahrenheit1o1
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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How do you call the smartest mountain?

The Cleverest!

(My daughter came up with this one, I'm so proud!)

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👤︎ u/Karlosmdq
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Which monster is the smartest?

Frank Einstein

Request: What's your best Halloween joke?

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👤︎ u/GrayingMantis
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?

Dorca the Explorca

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👤︎ u/aguynamedbry
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What is the smartest peak one can summit?

Mount Cleverest

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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What’s the name for a horse that is the smartest one in the barn?

A stable genius

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👤︎ u/PathWalker8
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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98 Degrees has to be the smartest boy band.
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👤︎ u/Trey_ceratops
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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Abraham was the smartest man in the Bible. He knew a Lot.
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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Why does Apple have the smartest drinkers?

They go to the Genius bar

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👤︎ u/st3u
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Bats are one of the smartest animals

because they own batchelor degrees.

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👤︎ u/wayxciii
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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What is the smartest cell in the body?

A STEM cell.

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👤︎ u/rover359
📅︎ May 18 2018
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What do you call the world's smartest butcher?

Cleaver.

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👤︎ u/Aslakseie
📅︎ May 12 2018
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What's the smartest spice?
  • Oregaknow.
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👤︎ u/MrRigobertus
📅︎ Dec 09 2015
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What is the smartest amount of beer you can drink?

Ein Stein!

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👤︎ u/Onoj88
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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Why is Stephen Hawking regarded as the smartest man ever?

He can never stand corrected.

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👤︎ u/b0ner_Champ
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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Why does the smartest kid in class always need to use the restroom?

Because, he's a wiz-kid.

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👤︎ u/Alan_Watts
📅︎ Jul 01 2013
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My accounting professor asked us "Do you know where the smartest people in America work?"

"At the U.S. mint because all they do all day is make cents"

....what a knee slapper

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👤︎ u/SammyGreen
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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What is the smartest type of snack food?

Academia Nuts

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👤︎ u/electric_pig
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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A circle is the smartest thing you can draw.

It has 360 degrees.

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👤︎ u/ChesterMonty
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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