A list of puns related to "The Smartest"
The vali-dog-torian.
… We’re in a plane over the mountains when the pilot came over the intercom and said. “Ladies and gentlemen. I have some bad news. We are having a major mechanical issue. The plane is going down and there’s nowhere to land before it crashes. And more bad news. We only have three parachutes. Since I’m the pilot I feel I should go down with the plane”
The President jumps up and says. “I’m the President. I must survive”. So he grabs a parachute and jumps out. The lady jumps up saying. “I’m the worlds smartest woman, I must survive”. She grabs a bag and jumps.
The Rabbi tells the scout. “ Son, I’ve had a long and satisfying life. I give you the last parachute so you can do some good in this world”. The Scout says “ Rabbi. Don’t worry about it, The nice Blonde lady jumped out with my backpack”.
They do everything on porpoise.
Thesaurus
Alabama. It has four A’s and one B.
Seriously, it had 360 degrees!
I asked him the other day what 1 483 692 × 0 was, and he said nothing.
Mt. Cleverest.
So I threw a coconut at him.
The Cleverest!
(My daughter came up with this one, I'm so proud!)
It has more A's than B's
Because they are made to concentrate.
Dorca the Explorca
Frank Einstein
Request: What's your best Halloween joke?
Mount Cleverest
A stable genius
They go to the Genius bar
because they own batchelor degrees.
Cleaver.
Ein Stein!
He can never stand corrected.
Because, he's a wiz-kid.
"At the U.S. mint because all they do all day is make cents"
....what a knee slapper
Academia Nuts
Because they are made to concentrate.
It has 360 degrees.
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