*insert smart pun tittle here*
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts arenβt aloud
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I asked my mom how are computers so smart
She answered:"Because they listen to their motherboards"
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︎ Feb 13 2021
My dog is huge but he isnβt very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Where do smart dogs go to school?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
A guyβs Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
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︎ Feb 13 2021
IntellectuaL or something like that IDK I'm not that smart
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call a smart gay person?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My wife has bought herself a Smart car....
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Someone said I wasnβt very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day
It said Juicy.
Turns out it was an article of clothing.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you call a smart pair of pants?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom
Because it has an IP address.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
For all the time they spend in a school, you'd think that fish are really smart.
But it turns out, they're all below C level.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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︎ Nov 11 2020
That's smart
What do you call an inappropriate fruit?
A grape-ist.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why are fish so smart
Because they swim in schools
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My kids think I'm not as smart as I look.
I won't be dressing up as Albert Einstein anymore.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Naturally Smart
What do you call a naturally born smart person?
A gene-ious
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︎ Oct 26 2020
JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call a smart butt?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart
A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What do you call a smart fart?
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︎ May 20 2020
Why is the Sun so smart?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
My son is too smart
He's the top of his kindergarten class. Next week i will buy something special for is upcoming 21st birthday.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you call a smart genie?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What do you call a smart drug abuser?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What do you call a smart-ass optometrist?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Did you know you can make payments using a smart watch?
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︎ May 28 2020
I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything
So I named him gnaw-it-all
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︎ Jul 28 2020
On a video about a DIY smart mirror
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︎ Apr 18 2020
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What do you name a smart pig?
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find anything on the web
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︎ Apr 08 2020
My wife is incredibly smart
When I called from my buddies phone she answered βhey loveβ.
She already knew it was me.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Very smart musician
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I don't know if keeping 2m distance from each other is such a smart idea...
Definitely not as I'm driving on the highway.
Sauce: my dad.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Ah yes, Yale. Very smart, big brain
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Why are computers smart?
Because they listen to their motherboard.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My wife has treated herself to a Smart car...
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