My unborn child is a total slob...

I keep having to yell at her to clean up her womb.

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👤︎ u/numonestun
📅︎ May 16 2017
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The ballerina I dated made me feel like a slob

She was always on pointe

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👤︎ u/ODeletedO
📅︎ Jun 28 2015
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