Slit Puns

A list of puns related to "Slit"

My wife was picking feathers off my sweater...

and turns to me and asked, "have you been cheating on me with a bird?"

So I look at her right in the eye and said, "I swear... It was just a peck on the cheek."

She almost kicked me out of the house.

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👤︎ u/TheRealGodHatesFigs
📅︎ Nov 20 2014
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That's very punny, Mr. President

Curiosity Rover carries Obama's signature to Mars:

http://i.imgur.com/afpXW8Z.jpg

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👤︎ u/Furfaidz
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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Got my son while he was cooking breakfast this morning

My son asked me "Where's the chili powder?"

I replied "Right next to the Argentina powder."

To his credit, he slitted his eyes and intoned "I said 'chill-EE' powder, not 'chill-AY' powder, Dad."

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Sep 14 2014
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