My wife was telling me about a certain artist's skin care routine

Wife : Do you know (artist's name)? Her skin care routine has 38 steps.

Me : Well, it's not that far tbh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clowninmyhead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I have the best skin care routine

It’s not good enough to bring you to tears, but it’ll certainly moisturize.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Super glue

My girlfriend read the superglue pack and said, "It binds to skin in seconds! PLEASE be careful cause that can get out of hand quickly."

I came back with "If it gets out of hand, I guess that means it's not working right."

On the flip side, she said she still liked me even if I'm full of bad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jttran
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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