Now I’m totally sick, bro! 🤘🤘🤘
They’re always saying “rip it” “rip it” “rip it”
Skaty Perry
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
Dad: "That must have hurt wheel bad"
Nobody likes a purr-vert.
Mobile homes
They said it was just a half-pipe dream
But I'm going out on a limb and do it anyway.
Minivans
You could break your neck.
Muhammad Ollie
When someone said, "What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"
That I could be mistaken as a skateboard
Because it was board.
Why did the skateboard go to the movies? Because it was wheely board.
OK, yesterday was my sons 6th birthday and he wanted some sort of dog-robot for present but i didnt want to trow money away because i know what they (he and second son) do with toys :) so i told my wife that i would buy him skateboard, because he asked it half-year ago for it, wife said ok, but please buy him also new slippers.
I picked up him from nursery and sit him in his seat and asked him what he want for present, he still wanted robot. Then i told him that i want to buy him something he can ride. He was so exited, he asked me is that a car, i said " can u drive", he said "no, i am too yung", then he asked is that motorbyke, i replayed same, then he asked is that bike, i aksed him, does he already have bike, and he replayed yes, alse happend for scooter. After that he didnt have any more ideas. Then i told him that i will bought him slippers, because u ride slippers (sords of it :D) he was so angry/mad/sad i cant explan :D
ofc i bought him skateboard, but that was so funny for me, that look on his face when he heard slippers, omg
sry for grammar and bad english
When we were over his house and were skateboarding out front. Every time he saw one of us fall on our butts he would give us the ol' "careful you might put a crack in it" line. Classic Uncle
My friend and I were skateboarding on his back patio one night with his dad sitting outside with us. My friend's board slipped out from under him causing him to fall and call out, "Ahh, my knee!" To this his dad replied, "Was it your low knee or your high knee?"
