Why did the skateboarder quit?

He got board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hxroon68
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I wanted to be a skateboarder

They said it was just a half-pipe dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xen054
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Who was the skateboarder's favorite boxer?

Muhammad Ollie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dstronghwh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding.

Now I’m totally sick, bro! 🀘🀘🀘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a vato on a skateboard?

Mobile homes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxingsharks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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How do you know that frogs are skateboarding enthusiasts?

They’re always saying β€œrip it” β€œrip it” β€œrip it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnuggleMuggle98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My son says I can't leave the house on a skateboard made out of a human leg.

But I'm going out on a limb and do it anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalenrb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Brock getting the hang of skateboarding tricks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles-Monroe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I just saw a Muslim riding a skateboard

Thought that was pretty sikh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSmoogeh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A skateboarding dog? Don’t you mean a...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryFahrenheit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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What do babies wear when they skateboard?

Minivans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Don't fall off a skateboard with a guitar.

You could break your neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illegal_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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What do you call Katy Perry when she is skateboarding?

Skaty Perry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felixverhoeven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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Here's Shredder, shredding on a skateboard, while shredding a guitar. imgur.com/v9JDNoS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PUPPY_LICKER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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Tony Hawk's 900 really changed skateboarding...

I guess you could say it was revolutionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foo_fight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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My brother said he busted his knee skateboarding.

Dad: "That must have hurt wheel bad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caleb5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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I was in a nightclub grinding on a girl.

When someone said, "What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I'm bored and so tired...

That I could be mistaken as a skateboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdgeofmyLegacy
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Why did the plank go to the movies?

Because it was board.

Why did the skateboard go to the movies? Because it was wheely board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItWasMyWifesIdea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Got my son on his birthday

OK, yesterday was my sons 6th birthday and he wanted some sort of dog-robot for present but i didnt want to trow money away because i know what they (he and second son) do with toys :) so i told my wife that i would buy him skateboard, because he asked it half-year ago for it, wife said ok, but please buy him also new slippers.

I picked up him from nursery and sit him in his seat and asked him what he want for present, he still wanted robot. Then i told him that i want to buy him something he can ride. He was so exited, he asked me is that a car, i said " can u drive", he said "no, i am too yung", then he asked is that motorbyke, i replayed same, then he asked is that bike, i aksed him, does he already have bike, and he replayed yes, alse happend for scooter. After that he didnt have any more ideas. Then i told him that i will bought him slippers, because u ride slippers (sords of it :D) he was so angry/mad/sad i cant explan :D

ofc i bought him skateboard, but that was so funny for me, that look on his face when he heard slippers, omg

sry for grammar and bad english

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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One of my Uncle's classics.

When we were over his house and were skateboarding out front. Every time he saw one of us fall on our butts he would give us the ol' "careful you might put a crack in it" line. Classic Uncle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazdaGunner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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One of the many sensational jokes my friend's dad threw at us one night

My friend and I were skateboarding on his back patio one night with his dad sitting outside with us. My friend's board slipped out from under him causing him to fall and call out, "Ahh, my knee!" To this his dad replied, "Was it your low knee or your high knee?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrizeInside
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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