Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Have you seen that movie that stars four transsexual Olly Murs?
It's called Trans-four-murs.
I invited my sister and her boyfriend over for a barbecue...
She said "Great, Ollie and I will be there around four."
"Who's Ollie?" I said, "I thought you were dating Herb."
She said "I used to love Herb, but it's Oliver now."
Did you hear about the two new salad mascots?
TOM ATO and BROCK Olli
Who was the skateboarder's favorite boxer?
Muhammad Ollie
So if a Pole breaks out in a jig, would that be considered pole dancing?
^No racism intended whatsoever
Credit for pun goes to [ollies-outies] (http://ollies-outies.tumblr.com)
Got the wife at dinner last night.
What's a parrot's favorite vegetable?
BRAWK-olli.
Many groans and begrudging smiles were had.
