Vert Puns

A list of puns related to "Vert"

When Lil Uzi Vert lies down...

Does he call himself Lil Uzi Horizont?

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👤︎ u/AstleyAstroplane
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Saw this on my work break...had me verte-braying with laughter.
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👤︎ u/blacksmokealice
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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What do you call an indoor plant?

An intro-vert

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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I was hanging out with my French friend

We were talking about his daughter Patience, who had contracted an illness and started glowing green. To tell me he sat me down, looked me in the eyes and said; "Patience is a vert hue,".

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👤︎ u/DarthTalek
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why don’t cats skateboard?

Nobody likes a purr-vert.

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👤︎ u/legendary-jake
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do frat boys at chiropractor school call each other?

"Verte-bruh"

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👤︎ u/erebus
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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