Stop crying-sis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
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Answer: Sis, boom, bah.

Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaperPlaythings
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That's the tea-sis
  • A sassy researcher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crybytch
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Cheezits have a new chip and she went off sis!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavender-slut
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Ah I si what you did there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ijustgotreddit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What is the SI unit of power

Teacher: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheycallmeSamridh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho ahhhhhhh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebjasmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Sis: Don’t think we can swim looks like it may rain.

Dad: But how can it May rain in June?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddysfather
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebjasmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A thief thought it would be funny to steal Si from the periodic table

It was a silly con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ck-pasta
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E = m Β· si Β²

Nobody expects the Spanish in equation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tehrasha
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I asked my sis what she was doing. She answered "I'm textin"

I yell "weren't you born in California!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carlitos_likes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A____K
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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September, October, November, and December should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month.

Whoever screwed this upβ€”- I hope he got stabbed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Before I met my wife my love life was hot like the Sahara desert.

Two palms, no dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?

Ow! That's my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxesarezuper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.

I yelled out, "Oasis!"

Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Ever wondered what to say to your sister when she’s crying ?

β€œAre you having a crisis ?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call your sister who joins ISIS?

BYE-SIS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poedan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Do you speak Spanish?

A) No

B) A little

C) SeΓ±or

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommadds
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer

The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

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Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama

Mum-to-sis

If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayserchan13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...

Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Punistry!

What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?

β€’ Al-Si-U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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β€œIs this the Spanish word for β€˜nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

β€œSi, estΓ‘.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDM0102
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.

He said "Si"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftbloxroyale
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilGingeyboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.

I said, β€œAre you having an existential cry, sis?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I'm not a dad, but I pulled this on my sister and achieved a groan. So here it is!

*Me entering my sister's room and see her studying.

Me: "What's up? Wanna play Halo?"

Sis: "I want to but I can't. My exams are coming."

Me: "Then don't open the door!"

Sis: *groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanzy94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why did the workers not comment on the boss' bad breath?

They did not want to step on his hali-toe-sis

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How-do-we-make-babies joke

Okay, so this is my first post, so be gentle there. It s more a funny thing my dad did to mess with us than a dad joke. Our parents explained it to us , so i don t have the dialogues here. When we were little, my brother and I of course asked my parents how do we make babies, because we wanted a little bro or sis and they did not wanted us to get one. So we asked them how babies are made. They explained to us that you need 3 things ; a mother's belly , dad's seeds and a little bit of love. That was cute, they said that daddy had to put his seeds in mummy 's belly with the love. When we asked how, they told us to guess -this is why we thought babies were made by the bellybutton, they did really had fun with us- and then, finally, we asked them why they would not make us a little brother then. My father, had this brilliant idea to mess with us, which we sometimes did not notice, as we were little. He basically told us with a huge smile accros his face :" You know what ? If you find the good seeds, we'll make you one". My mother laughed but we took it seriously. We have apparently searched for hours even going in the basement, searching in mom's gardening seeds, ripping of the labels and bringing them to the parents to ask if these were the good ones . We eventually got fed up, and never asked my parents to have a sibling again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calam_n_fish
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My SO: "Can I get you a plate ready for the dinner?"

"Yes, si vous plate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imdchange
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What is a mexican fish's favorite weed?

Si weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgydonut
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word β€œSocks”

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: β€œEso si que es.

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What do I call my half sister?

Sis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What is the name of the SI unit of power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orlen86
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What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?

Oh my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I'll try to cell this one too you...

What did the cell say to it's sibling when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot?

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InevitableCringe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
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