Sinusitis Puns

A heaposnotamus

I told her it was all in her head

It's a sinache.

With a Yeti pot.

I went to my Ear Nose and Throat doctor for sinus infections, migraines, and ringing in my ears. After a battery of tests he took me aside for my diagnosis.

"I am afraid your problems are all in your head."

Put a little boogie in it

There was a choir member who was having trouble hearing this week, possibly due to sickness and clogged sinuses, so she went to get it checked out yesterday.

I asked her today how it went.

"Oh, they ran some tests, but I haven't heard anything since."

Snippet of our Google Chat conversation while we're both at work, I had sent him some info for my sinus pain:

> Him: you have a cute sign of eye tits

> Me: LOL what

> Him: Acute sinusitis

> Me: OH MY GOD.

> Me: You.

> Him: :D

He's not even a dad yet.

My dad learned he has some kind of cyst in his sinus cavity and was told to avoid getting removed immediately. When he told me this I replied "So you should recyst getting it removed?". We both chuckled a little longer than we should have.

A sinus medicine commercial comes on. A blob of snot keeps telling a guy "I'm gonna follow you to work, it's burrito day." The guy says, "no, I took Brand X sinus meds. You're staying home today."

I look at the wife and say, "the guy would probably have taken him if he wasn't so snotty about it."

"Me and my buddy were going to go pro but we couldn't play because we had sinus problems....

No one would sign us up."

Every Christmas Eve we all watch Christmas Vacation, basically our tradition. For those of you that don't know the movie, the one cousin, Eddy, has a rottweiler with a sinus condition so he has mucus all over. When they bring out the dog my dad says to my little brother, "Do you know what kind of dog that is? It's a snotweiler!" He laughed for a good 10 minutes.