Saw this guy at the beach with a giant back peace that said “sin/cos”
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.
However, eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is always zero.
Everyone knows Sin City is Las Vegas, but do you know what Den City is?
Q:Why don't you let math teachers sin for anything?
Because they just wave at you.
I MADE A GRAPH OF ALL MY PAST RELATIONSHIPS...
There was an ex axis and a why axis....
Why does the bishop move diagonally in chess?
It's only a bishop—it can't move in cardinal directions!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus
... but geometry is where I draw the line.
666 is all evil
25.8069758 is the root of all evil
“Bless me Father for I have sinned. I can’t stop thinking about the barenaked ladies.”
Priest: “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“It’s been…”
Who's the nicest person in a hospital?
I saw a post today, someone saying they hate lazy people.
Why? We didn't even do anything
Do you know the Lord and Savior of pizza makers?
What do you give a sick bird?
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
A friend and I fought over the value of Pi ...
... but it turned out to be a circular argument.
If Jesus died for our sin...
Who died for our cosine and tangent?
I wanted to find the meaning of life.
So I looked it up in the dictionary.
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
Awesome to see lots of folks dressing up as their favourite trigonometric function
I've always found that a group of sinners is greater than the sum of it's parts.
I think it's because they have sinnergy.
I sin, I sinned, I have sinned… I’ll have to ask my wife what comes next.
We always finish each other’s sin tenses.
Why are triangles Christian?
Cos Jesus dies for our sins
I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
I just mixed some holy water with laxatives
HOLY SHIT!
I just had a religious movement...
How do trees do business ?
What did Jesus use to pay for our Sins?
Hey kids! Want some beer but you're too young to buy it?
Just buy root beer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer!
Why is alcohol prohibited in Calculus Classes?
It's illegal to drink and derive.
If jesus died for our sins, then who died for our cos and tan?
People with skin cancer died for the tan, martyrs die for a just cos.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r9fbnm/comment/hnbimya/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Why is the devil a very bad swimmer?
Because he is Sin-king forever
who died on the cross for the sins of insectkind?
I have to tell you, I did not sin for a very long time
Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.
However, eating too much pie is ok because
the Sin of Pi is 0.
When you eat too much cake it's the sin of gluttony, but not when you eat too much pie
Because the sin of pi is 0
if 666 is an evil number..
Then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony...
But not eating too much pi, because the sin of pi is always zero!
If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
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