β€œBless me Father for I have sinned. I can’t stop thinking about the barenaked ladies.”

Priest: β€œAnd how long has it been since your last confession?”

β€œIt’s been…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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I sin, I sinned, I have sinned… I’ll have to ask my wife what comes next.

We always finish each other’s sin tenses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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If Jesus died for our sin...

Who died for our cosine and tangent?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k37r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

-0.89594417018

(cos(789))

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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony

However, eating too much pie is fine as the sin of pie is always zero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ternessew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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Pun from the boss
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I *really* wanna tell you guys this awesome math joke I heard...

...But I'm 2² to post it! ☹

Edit: Thanks for the awards! ❀

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who died on the cross for the sins of insectkind?

BEEsus Christ :DDD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tovarish69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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I have to tell you, I did not sin for a very long time

Nor cos, tan, ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fearlessinsane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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If jesus died for our sins, then who died for our cos and tan?

People with skin cancer died for the tan, martyrs die for a just cos.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r9fbnm/comment/hnbimya/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful means against the law, while the other is a sick bird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassistheplace246
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2022
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If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charan_88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What did Jesus use to pay for our Sins?

PrayPal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidkhaos1982
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x000b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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A conversation I had with 3 IRL friends

A: if u wanna wash away your sin you can always add a cosine at the bottom

B: but wouldn't that make things go off on a tangent

A: the problem would probably shoot off the graph

C: I guess there isnt a real solution then even if you think from the right angle

A: well i guess you can always find a new solution if you rotate the angle into another plane

D: but the only closure you will get is when you come full circle

A: well, that makes the matter very polarised

D: but radii-calism merely leads to everyone trying to get the biggest slice of Ο€

A: but no matter many how many fraction you're trying to put the Ο€ into the action is irrational

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicSounds1011
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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Women aren't supposed to make coffee. The Bible says..

Hebrews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovely_carrot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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If you eat a whole pie, technically you’re not committing the sin of gluttony.

Because sin pi = zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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Why don't churchgoers divide a right triangle's angle's opposite side by the hypotenuse?

Because that would be a sin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITypeWithMyNose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2022
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What disease afflicts non-handicapped people who take up handicapped spots?

.

Park-in-sin’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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A protestant walks into a confessional

A protestant walks into a confessional and esclames "this sucks". The priest somewhat confused asks "how can I help". The protestant asks "is there any toilet paper on your side?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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What does the devil's nurse practice?

Medi-sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Machine_God_10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2022
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My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin

But by god did I love thy neighbor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purple_ferret1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...

He used PrayPal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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math yes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxicShadowZXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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If life gives you melons...

...you might be dyslexic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myrdn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLearningUstaad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I made a graph showing all my past relationships

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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Adultery is a sin!
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Pennants For My Sins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dommiel
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Why does the math book look sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_C0mm0ner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2021
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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

Calcunow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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In a fit of gluttony I ate my wife's cinnamon bun and wanted to make it up to her - so I got her a replacement.

I got her a sin amends bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itwasntnotme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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I didn’t sin up for this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschwede318
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What might religious people call agnostics?

Sin-ics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Is_This_L055
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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If jesus died for our sin

Who died for our cos and tan?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retirix_YT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony...

But not eating too much pi, because the sin of pi is always zero!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyImUnderway
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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How did Jesus pay for all our sins?

Praypal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rplusg
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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