Priest: βAnd how long has it been since your last confession?β
βItβs beenβ¦β
We always finish each otherβs sin tenses.
Who died for our cosine and tangent?
-0.89594417018
(cos(789))
However, eating too much pie is fine as the sin of pie is always zero
...But I'm 2Β² to post it! βΉ
Edit: Thanks for the awards! β€
BEEsus Christ :DDD
Mathematical puns makes me number
Nor cos, tan, ...
People with skin cancer died for the tan, martyrs die for a just cos.
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Unlawful means against the law, while the other is a sick bird
Because sin 90 = cot 45.
PrayPal
Because sin90 = cot45
A: if u wanna wash away your sin you can always add a cosine at the bottom
B: but wouldn't that make things go off on a tangent
A: the problem would probably shoot off the graph
C: I guess there isnt a real solution then even if you think from the right angle
A: well i guess you can always find a new solution if you rotate the angle into another plane
D: but the only closure you will get is when you come full circle
A: well, that makes the matter very polarised
D: but radii-calism merely leads to everyone trying to get the biggest slice of Ο
A: but no matter many how many fraction you're trying to put the Ο into the action is irrational
Hebrews
Because sin pi = zero.
Because that would be a sin.
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Park-in-sinβs.
A protestant walks into a confessional and esclames "this sucks". The priest somewhat confused asks "how can I help". The protestant asks "is there any toilet paper on your side?"
Medi-sin
But by god did I love thy neighbor
He used PrayPal.
Mass over volume.
Just cos
...you might be dyslexic
Adamant
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
Sex is a sin unless itβs doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof
It has a lot of problems.
Calcunow
I got her a sin amends bun.
Sin-ics.
That description nails him to a t
Who died for our cos and tan?
But not eating too much pi, because the sin of pi is always zero!
Because sin90 = cot45.
