Why didn't the criminal use their turn signal?

They were trying to go straight!

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📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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Son: Dad, can you see if my turn signals are working?

Dad: YES... no...YES...no...YES...no...

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📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Who do you go see when you've got no signal in the waiting room?

The receptionist

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📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.

Bad reception.

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👤︎ u/melmia88
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I never thought my son would steal road signals

But when I got home all the signs were there

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👤︎ u/oleolesp
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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They finally invented a golf ball that uses GPS signal to locate the hole, and then roll in.

Just dont put it your back pocket.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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This tree is giving me mixed signals
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👤︎ u/yashT19
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Signal's up
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📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Hand Signals
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👤︎ u/Rez97
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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I was going to make a joke about weak phone signal...

But it would get a bad reception

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👤︎ u/BD8D
📅︎ Oct 22 2017
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My husband suggested we get a repeater to improve our router signal...

Me: A what?

Him: A repeater.

Me: dramatic eyebrow wiggling with shit eating grin

Him: Oh my god.

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📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...

Turns out he was a shit driver..

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📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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If I were a cop I would ticket people for not using their turn signals

Left and right

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👤︎ u/OddZenn
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why doesnt matthew mcconaughey's lincoln have a left turn signal?

Because it goes all right all right all right

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📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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I was on holiday in a picturesque rural lake area, got stressed at the lack of 4G and 3G signal though.

I was on EDGE there.

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📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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Back then when cars didn't have turn signals, what did it mean when a girl had her arm out the window?

That the window is down.

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📅︎ May 07 2018
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Dad told me my turn signal light was broken today

"Wait, it's working again. Now it's not. Now it's fine. Now it's not."

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📅︎ Oct 13 2016
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How does Ryu signal forfeit?
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👤︎ u/Pjaskjin
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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