I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
I'm going to sell my Hoover
It's just collecting dust.
I make money by selling simple sandwiches
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
A salesperson came to my door yesterday trying to sell me a coffin.
I told him, "That's the last thing I need".
If there's someone selling drugs here..
Just heard there is a geezer down the market selling Oxford vaccination for £2 each
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
My sister didn't get my pun
Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business
So is selling hard liquor
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
What do you call a biker gang that sells bread?
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?
Because they don't know what the woolworths.
My wife has been complaining that I don’t buy her flowers. Tbh I don’t even know she started selling flowers.
Couldn’t post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyone’s bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.
Someone told me you sell owls.
Hoo?
(From my daughter. Made me laugh)
What do you call someone who sells knock-off handbags?
Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?
Why did Jesus stop selling items at auction?
He couldn’t make a Prophet.
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
What does a pirate do when he wants to sell all his stuff?
Why Kia doesn't sell cars in Finland?
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
Local barber in the area got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
Selling porn is gross
but selling food and small household items is grocer.
A man with 2 left feet walks into a shoe store and asks...
"Do you sell flip flips?"
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was REALLY good at it...
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
I just went past a shop selling wigs for only $10
They look awful but it's a small price toupee.
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldn’t work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
I decided to sell my vacuum...
Just heard there's a guy down Borough market selling Oxford vaccinations for £2 each...
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
I had to sell my Hoover today.
It was just collecting dust.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
It’s just collecting dust.
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell produce are grocer
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