Security deposit Puns

My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.

You know... a Pyramid Scheme?

My wife has been keeping me updated on her progress and told me, "It's 12 weeks today and my uterus moved!"

I asked, "Did you get the security deposit?"