I asked some clams to help me move but all they wanted to do was sit there and breathe seawater.

I told them they were just being shellfish.

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Why do seagulls fly over seawater?

Because if they flew over sea ice they'd be icy-gulls

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👤︎ u/VZF
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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My phone used to only turn on if it was being deep-fried in seawater and oil.

It was charged with a salt and battering.

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👤︎ u/mkaic
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.

One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.

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👤︎ u/MANTRA2018
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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