Sealant Puns

Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?

"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"

My father and I work together laying floors. Today we had to work in a unit that a cat had badly soiled; a regular occurrence. In these situations we are payed to seal the floor with sealant.

My dad went to get sealant and walked in with CEILING PAINT.

"This will seal it right? It says ceiling."

If i didnt need his help today I would have told him to leave.

Our first day in it, I was unpacking boxes downstairs, when water started to drip from the ceiling. I went upstairs and found that my wife had showered, only to realize afterward that the shower lacked any kind of sealant between the tiles. Sensing my frustration with the shoddy workmanship, my wife replied, "You're just going to have to give it the benefit of the grout."

On the way down, I passed my Dad, who was staring at the tires and frowning. I said "What's wrong?"

He replied, "Your tires are black."

"Shit, did I get sealant on them?"

"No," he replied, "They're just black."