What did the artist say after finishing his huge picture sculptured of stone?
My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
Indeed i am a man of sculpture!
I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.
I just can't figure it out.
I got caught coming through customs with a large sculpture of Beethoven’s head
The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!
They kicked me out of art school when my sculpture didn't work out as planned.
I reached my statue of limitations.
I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.
I'd call it "statue of limitations".
Sculptures set unrealistic body images
They're always so chiseled
I stole and tried to melt an ice sculpture
When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!
What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?
Did you hear about the batman sculpture made out of snow?
I like to make sculptures out of asbestos
Just make sure you don’t touch my art insulation.
(Art installation)
I once knew a guy who cut small sculptures from Filet Minion.
Apparently, that medium is rare, but it’s the steak of the art.
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
Thank you sculpture, very cool
What's the best part about having a sculpture of a boat?
I heard a man was trying to build a 30 foot tall sculpture of a pair of glasses
Now that would be some spectacle
After a long search for a rare sculpture
I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust
Frozen sculptures are okay.
I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.
Although now he's been busted.
A sculpture of an expert art critic could be considered an artificial art official
From r/blackpeopletwitter
There is a horse sculpture made out of fat
The Odd-ta-see sculpture was called the Glytrojan Horse and many fell Illi-at the sight of it.
Ice sculptures
Me and my dad walking past an ice sculpture.
Me: Ice sculptures are pretty cool, aren't they dad.
Dad: Yeah, they're freezing...
Friend was wondering why a sculpture of a piece of fruit was so expensive.
Well, it comes as a pear.
Owls can't build sculptures...
I was just stating a fact when my friend responds, "Says hoo?"
:/
Japan built a giant sculpture of Darth Vader for the Sapporo Snow Festival.
It was a monumental undertaking.
My grandma has these reindeer sculptures she puts up at Christmas time.
One of them fell over and an ear broke off. Without skipping a beat my dad says
"That deer will have a silent night without it's ear"
You know what would be nice?
A giant sculpture of an N, made out of ice.
They told me I couldn't make it with an Arts degree
but in sculpture class alone I made six figures.
At a museum with my friend's family
At a museum with my friend's family when I was looking at a sculpture by Edgar Degas. My friend's dad walks up to me and goes "Hey, this is one of the 3 guys who tried to rob The Louvre". I looked at him confused before he continued "Yeah, luckily they couldn't get away because they ran out of Monet, so they couldn't get Degas to make the Van Gogh".
My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
I made a sculpture in the likeness of my dear old dad: an infamous jewel thief who has never been caught.
Although now he's been busted.
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