Why was the scrotum sent to a mental hospital?

It was a nutcase

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Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter

It's pretty nuts

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An Eskimo goes to the doctor

"There's frozen water hanging from my scrotum doctor!"

"hmm... it looks like we're going to have to take some test cicles"

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My Dad and the urologist shared a dadjoke at the worst time...

I was 16 and had found a small cyst (marble sized) in my scrotum. My regular Doc. had referred me to a Urologist, my dad came along "for support"

Dr: Hello, I'm Dr. so and so, what brings you in to see me?

Dad: Well it's my son here, apparently he has grown a third testicle.

Dr: I see, if that's case, the truth is you don't need me, you need to get your son an agent!

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📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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Friend's dad dropped this while fixing his paintball gun

Friend- Got the hopper in.

Dad- That's a nice scrotum you got there.

Friend- What? What scrotum?

Dad- You know, the thing you use to hold your balls.

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📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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another dadjoke: passing by scottrun, PA...

my dad points and shouts "scrotum!" i doubled over laughing, tears streaming down my face

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