Nipples Puns

A list of puns related to "Nipples"

I noticed something about my nipples that makes me a little self-conscious...

Is it normal for the left one to be bigger than the other two?

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👤︎ u/PoogeMuffin
📅︎ May 22 2021
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I met a dog with twelve nipples.

Sound funny dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/senorclean_66
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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We should thank heaven for nipples.

Without them boobs would be pointless.

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👤︎ u/justfriendshappens
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Nipple Piercings should be called nipholes
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👤︎ u/BBQChipCookie2
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Thank god for nipples!

Otherwise boobies would be pointless

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👤︎ u/tartar-buildup
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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My friend recently confessed to me that he got his third nipple surgically removed.

He really needed to get that off his chest.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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What do you call someone with large nipples who used to be a reporter?

Pie nipple ex-press

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👤︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Seems weird that rats have 12 nipples

Dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today

Sounds weird,dozen tit(s)

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👤︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?

A Wi-Fi thotspot

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👤︎ u/LemonRapist
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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My wife just got a breast reduction surgery done and the doctor slapped a couple pieces of paper across her nipples that had bandage removal tips...

They were post-tit notes.

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👤︎ u/timmyb55
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Dadjoked my gf about her nipples

After sexy time last night, she goes "why do you always like my nipples so much?". I responded... "because without them your boobs are pointless". I died laughing and she sat there batting her eyelashes at me in disbelief.

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👤︎ u/Calicagoan
📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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I once saw a girl with 12 nipples reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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👤︎ u/Bixrow54
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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After years of keeping it a secret, why did the man confess to shaving his nipples?

He had to get it off his chest

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👤︎ u/Voldeshlort
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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My gf was playing with my nipples

Her: why do men have nipples they can't use them Me: well I guess a chest without nipples is just pointless. Her: a long sigh Me: starts running around laughing

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👤︎ u/jesuswasblak
📅︎ Jul 10 2015
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As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the

baby nipple ring?

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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12 nipples sounds crazy

dozen tit?

^^^^shamelessly ^^^^stolen

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👤︎ u/Codile
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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Me: I met a girl with 12 nipples today. twitter.com/Puns_Only/sta…
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👤︎ u/YukonMay
📅︎ Jun 17 2017
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Have you heard about the cow with seven nipples?

She lactate.

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👤︎ u/Ashman80
📅︎ May 28 2017
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I like long nipples (sfw) imgur.com/9RvUONa
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👤︎ u/terry2691
📅︎ Nov 06 2015
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I think nipples give breasts meaning

Without them, they'd be pointless!

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👤︎ u/Tsaru
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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Nipples

Just got my wife with this...

Wife while feeding infant son: Can you grab a nipple for this bottle? It doesn't have one.

Me: You have one.

Wife: I asked if you... You jerk.

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👤︎ u/unclerudy
📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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My friend just told me that he has a third nipple, and he has decided to get surgery to remove it.

He really needed to get it off his chest.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today

Sounds weird dozen tit

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Sep 15 2017
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Did you hear about the cow with 12 nipples?

It sounds interesting, dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/zak_the_maniac
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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I once met a girl with twelve nipples.

Sounds funny. Dozen tit.

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👤︎ u/Petey1210
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Did you hear about the woman with 12 nipples?

It sounds pretty crazy, dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/tim696969
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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Without nipples!

Chests would be pointless.

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👤︎ u/ancil5199
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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I once met a girl with twelve nipples,

Sounds funny, dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/I_Snype_4_Fun
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today...

Sounds fun, dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/earldube93
📅︎ Jan 18 2017
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I met someone with 12 nipples... Sounds funny

Dozen tit

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👤︎ u/Maxterchief99
📅︎ Jul 25 2017
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I met a girl with 12 nipples

Sounds funny dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/JayN1988
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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"What are nipples for?"

Dad, "without nipples, breasts would be pointless."

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👤︎ u/Christian_Grayson
📅︎ Jul 24 2013
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A toast to nipples!

Without them, boobs would be pointless.

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👤︎ u/AbsentmindedAsshole
📅︎ Jan 06 2016
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