I noticed something about my nipples that makes me a little self-conscious...

Is it normal for the left one to be bigger than the other two?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoogeMuffin
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I met a dog with twelve nipples.

Sound funny dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senorclean_66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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We should thank heaven for nipples.

Without them boobs would be pointless.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Nipple Piercings should be called nipholes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBQChipCookie2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Thank god for nipples!

Otherwise boobies would be pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tartar-buildup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My friend recently confessed to me that he got his third nipple surgically removed.

He really needed to get that off his chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What do you call someone with large nipples who used to be a reporter?

Pie nipple ex-press

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Seems weird that rats have 12 nipples

Dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today

Sounds weird,dozen tit(s)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?

A Wi-Fi thotspot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonRapist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My wife just got a breast reduction surgery done and the doctor slapped a couple pieces of paper across her nipples that had bandage removal tips...

They were post-tit notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Dadjoked my gf about her nipples

After sexy time last night, she goes "why do you always like my nipples so much?". I responded... "because without them your boobs are pointless". I died laughing and she sat there batting her eyelashes at me in disbelief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calicagoan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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I once saw a girl with 12 nipples reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bixrow54
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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After years of keeping it a secret, why did the man confess to shaving his nipples?

He had to get it off his chest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voldeshlort
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My gf was playing with my nipples

Her: why do men have nipples they can't use them Me: well I guess a chest without nipples is just pointless. Her: a long sigh Me: starts running around laughing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesuswasblak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the

baby nipple ring?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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12 nipples sounds crazy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codile
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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Me: I met a girl with 12 nipples today. twitter.com/Puns_Only/sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YukonMay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Have you heard about the cow with seven nipples?

She lactate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashman80
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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I like long nipples (sfw) imgur.com/9RvUONa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terry2691
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2015
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I think nipples give breasts meaning

Without them, they'd be pointless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsaru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Nipples

Just got my wife with this...

Wife while feeding infant son: Can you grab a nipple for this bottle? It doesn't have one.

Me: You have one.

Wife: I asked if you... You jerk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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My friend just told me that he has a third nipple, and he has decided to get surgery to remove it.

He really needed to get it off his chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today

Sounds weird dozen tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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Did you hear about the cow with 12 nipples?

It sounds interesting, dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zak_the_maniac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I once met a girl with twelve nipples.

Sounds funny. Dozen tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petey1210
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Did you hear about the woman with 12 nipples?

It sounds pretty crazy, dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim696969
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Without nipples!

Chests would be pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ancil5199
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I once met a girl with twelve nipples,

Sounds funny, dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Snype_4_Fun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today...

Sounds fun, dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earldube93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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I met someone with 12 nipples... Sounds funny

Dozen tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxterchief99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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I met a girl with 12 nipples

Sounds funny dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayN1988
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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"What are nipples for?"

Dad, "without nipples, breasts would be pointless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christian_Grayson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2013
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A toast to nipples!

Without them, boobs would be pointless.

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