Supernumerary nipple Puns

I'm sorry if this is odd but I'm having difficulty finding anyone who is willing to do this, and any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

I'm interested in having multiple supernumerary nipples added to my body. I've spoken with several plastic surgeons and have been told this is possible using the methods for nipple reconstruction but that it is not something they will do. I was wondering if anyone here had any recommendations for a surgeon or even a body modification artist who might be willing to take on such a novel request.

Also for those who may be wondering I have been using prosthetics to simulate what I wish to achieve and I honestly love the way it makes look and feel. I just wish it was my own flesh.

I'm just curious to see if anyone has had this idea before and thoughts and input are appreciated.

I've kinda had a fascination with supernumerary (third) nipples for a long time. Ever since I watched "The Man With The Golden Gun" with my dad as a kid, and I was wondering if anyone has ever tried purposely making one? Not just a tattoo but using reconstruction techniques in conjunction with tattooing to create a realistic permanent supernumerary nipple. I'm genuinely curious about this and quite honestly am interested in trying this on myself if someone is willing to give it a shot.

Edit: I have contacted several cosmetic surgeons and am awaiting their response.

Hey all! I'm having top surgery later this year and I'm super excited. The thing is... I have three nipples. My third nip is really small and is only recognizable as a nipple when you look really closely. It looks kind of like Harry Styles's extra nips lol. It's a couple inches below my right nipple. My surgeon said that I'll be able to keep my third nip after top surgery.

Are there any other trans guys/transmasc enbies with more than two nipples? Have you had surgery yet?

I was sad at the idea that I might lose my third nipple during top surgery, but then I was relieved when I found out that I'm going to be able to keep it. Then I realized... I've never really paid a whole lot of attention to it because of chest dysphoria and nobody else really knows that it's there because it's always been covered up. BUT, once I have top surgery and I start going around shirtless, it's going to be more noticeable. How weird will it be for me to have an extra nip? I know that other people (guys included) have third nipples and it's not a big deal. Still, it's not something that I've had to deal with. Will people ask me about it? Will people stare?

Proof

I have two regular nipples and one little cute little baby nip. Situated on the "milk line", it's about three inches below my right nipple...so I'm a little unbalanced.

It's AKA a triple nipple, superfluous nipple, trip nip, accessory nipple.

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EDIT 1: Proof of Purchase

Bonus Footage: Foot Nipple

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html

I'm looking for examples of atavisms in humans and animals :

I have the obvious - hind limbs in whales, teeth in chicken, polydactyly in horses, etc.

Would love if y'all could help me put together a list of 10-15 more?

here's what I have so far:

Darwin’s tubercle

Tails and coccygeal protrusions

Male nipples

Piloerector reflex

Vibrissal capsular muscles

Hypertrichosis

Nipples in males

Levator claviculae

Occipitalis minor muscle

Snake heart

Any others folks can think of?

I (male) was born with 2, my oldest son had 1 extra his 2 sons did also. My daughter's oldest son had 1 extra. We all grew out of them in time. I hear it's not that uncommon.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

So… I’m FTM and i am currently 24 weeks pregnant. I have a mole under my breast that recently changed in shape. I had my appointment with my OB this week and I showed her my mole and she told my that it was in fact a supernumerary nipple and from what I understand, it got bigger because of the pregnancies hormones… and then I showed her an other mole I have on my stomach to show her how the one that got bigger used to be (it looks like a mole but with a little bump) and she told me that this was also a nipple…

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

I've posted this elsewhere and I'm sorry if this is odd but I'm having difficulty finding anyone who is willing to do this, and any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

I'm interested in having multiple supernumerary nipples added to my body. I've spoken with several plastic surgeons and have been told this is possible using the methods for nipple reconstruction but that it is not something they will do. I was wondering if anyone here had any recommendations for a body modification artist who might be willing to take on such a novel request. I've been using silicone prosthetics to simulate what I want and I love how it looks. I just really want it to be my own flesh. To which I know people mean well but I'm not interested in using microdermals or implants. I've gotten that recommendation a lot and it's just not what I'm interested in.