No, there is a vas deferens between them.
There's a vas deferens between them
Me-Narrrds
They have completely different functionality.
I'd have €14.20 now..
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
Try this on for sighs.
At least my heart was in the right place.
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My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
There will be a makeup test soon.
They always give straight "eh"s.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
No one gives a crap.
He really gets a kick out of it.
A taxi
So that’s positive
A pop quiz!
(I don’t know why this makes me giggle)
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
.....and got scammed out of $10,000.
"No, I always dress like this", I replied.
You know, cos Pa's tense.
I blame the horse. He could have said neigh.
It’s called the iChart
but it does give me paws.
Ian
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
A lot of the questions I was stumped on.
so it's an ex-spearmint.
A stimulus check.
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
A subreddit.
You get a womb with a view.
He was panakin
But it was a typo.
If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...
Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.
Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection.
Doctor: Actually, it's viral.
Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.
Nobody got higher than me.
A heroine addict
I was parsley correct.
Turns out, my house is pregnant.
Turns out I'm dyslexic and lacrosse intolerant
turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!
"Your kid in me."
There is a vas deferens between them.
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
Nobody got higher than me.
