Spock has three pointy ears: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. What does Scotty have?

Engine ears!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluebirdgm
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How do work out how heavy a whale is?

By taking it to the whale weigh station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeschannel
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What does the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uce_Almighty111
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If Spock has Vulcan ears, what does Scotty have?

Engineers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polabeya
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My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.

He had a one Trek Mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What does Captain Kirk say to his chief engineer at the beach?

Cream me up Scotty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgeLucas97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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My dad goes to a barber named Scotty just so he can say...

Clean me up Scotty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Who gets Michael Jordan’s vast fortune when he dies?

Heir Jordan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ho2Me9
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Who’s the tallest hobbit of all time?

Scottie Pippin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeekerSpock32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Food Name Puns

Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far

  • Happy Grillmore
  • Spaghetti Murphy
  • Lasagnye West
  • Forrest Rump
  • Egg Sheeran
  • David Jafflehoff
  • The Lamb Shank Redemption
  • Beef Me Up Scotty
  • HeisenBurger

Anymore suggestions will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tosswinkle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?

Scottie Slippen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Spin Puns for a web service.

We are working on a new web service where users can "spin up" new instances of a specific technology. Similar to this: http://trydrupal8.com/

We are looking for ideas on funny call to actions on the pages header. We have the following so far:

Spin me up Scotty Spin me up before you go go

I figured I would put this out there to the reddit community to see what we could come up with... :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/direct151
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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Need A Pun Joke! Going to be in a spelling bee, need a name.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexpressed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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How many ears does Spock have?

He has 3 ears: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

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