If the Scottish and the Irish went to war, no matter the victor, both sides would have kilt it.
Why do Scottish people wear kilts?
Cause goats can hear a zipper a mile away.
This past father's day my pop came out with this
There was a Scottish man wearing a kilt and a curious girl who kept asking the man what was under his kilt, finally after the constant pestering the man lifted his kilt.
Girl: Oh god that's gruesome
Man: Do you want to see it again? I think it gruesome-more.
Oh god why pop why?
I was so proud
My nephew doesn't like to wear underwear. His dad's name is Scott.
Dad: Ya know the Scottish don't wear underwear beneath their kilts. I wonder if [nephew] is Scottish. Me: He is Scott...ish
